Orange hippo throws a party

In the village, Not Village there was this one orange hippo who wanted to throw a party. In his head he thought party = hot girls and fun, but mostly hot girls. In order to get the girls, he needs to get supplies  to make the biggest and baddest party in Not Village. When he got to the store for supplies , he got knives, drinks, and lights. He also went to his friend’s house to get Fried chicken injected with watermelon Kool-Aid, his favorite food.

 Then he sent out a message to everyone in Not village saying party at 8 to until you’re bored. As time went on tons and tons of people came, almost the whole population of 402.

 There was hot girls. Everyone was having fun, and then Bean, the orange hippo who threw the party, talked to the hottest of the hot girls. He said, “Hey wassup I was wondering  if your parents are terrorists because you’re the bomb,”. She was like, “Nah nah nah man my parents are dead screw you”. She pulled out a shotgun and shot his arm off and both his legs then told him, “Next time think of a better pick up line”. Then the hottest of the hot girls shot him one last time to finish him. After that the girl was like, “I’m done with all these guys.” From the kitchen, Someone heard a loud noise that sounded like a gun shot, so he headed Towards the living room where he heard the gunshot and saw.

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